A few years ago my nephew, Cooper, and my niece, Avery, called and told me they had sent something to me in the mail.
They were all giggly and excited and wouldn't tell me what it was about. And I'm not ashamed to say it worked... the two little instigators totally got me excited with anticipation. They wouldn't tell me what it was about, where it was from or what it was for.
Then the mail came. And I laughed really hard. And then I put the item to use. And I about peed myself laughing. So, without further ado, I show you the end result of their great shopping excursion:
"Lassie... I am your father..."
He chewed up the headpiece within a matter of seconds, but he's remarkably patient about the costume. So, on behalf of Riley...